A: Paul and Richard, a revolving pun for you:
PICTURED: Paul & Richard's tabloid headline
P: Ah, now I think this is what Ian was referring to earlier. 'First class pose'
is the photographs of Edward and Sophie, just been released on the first class
stamp.
A: Yes, we can see the stamp. There we are.
PICTURED: First Class stamp to commemorate the impending Royal Wedding
S: Does that mean every time I send a letter I have to lick Prince Edward's
backside?
P: It makes them look like - as they're both wearing the same colour top - it
makes them look like one person with two heads! In-breeding!
A: So where's the wedding happening?
P: Oh, it's, er...
S: London, I think.
I: It's in a registry office in Neasden.
P: Isn't it Windsor? St George's in Windsor.
P&R: St George's Chapel.
A: Have you been invited Stephen?
S: Shut up!
I: Have you Angus?
A: No, I certainly haven't! Have you been invited to Posh and Becks' wedding as
well?
S: No I haven't, no.
PICTURED: Stephen demonstrates his
disappointment at his lack of invite to the Beckham
wedding...
P: Have you?
A: No, no I haven't.
P: Well why are we talking about weddings we haven't been invited to? The
subject matter is almost endless! It's only when we hit a wedding that we've
been invited to that we can shut up!
A: Which I think Stephen probably has.
S: Oh no!
A: Now you're going to have to phone up and get the gift list of course, and
choose something off it. Have you seen what the various options are?
S: I'm saying nothing!
A: Right. You can buy them a Bang Olufsen TV and video for four thousand, nine
hundred and fifty pounds. That's on the list.
S: I'm not going to!
A: Right.
S: I thought I might buy them a stamp!
A: So will you be going to the stag night do you think?
S: Leave me alone!
A: Just if you do, you'll get to meet Stuart Hall.
S: No!
A: Yes, he's going. Andrew Lloyd-Webber...
S: Stuart Hall as in "It's A Knockout"?
A: Yes.
S: Is he really? Why?
A: "It's A Royal Knockout".
S: Of course! They became friends after that.
I: Is this just Edward's closest buddies?
S: And Stephen, yes!
S: You're accusing me?! I have not penetrated Prince Edward's intimate circle!
A: Yes, it's the launch of stamps commemorating Sophie and Edward's
forthcoming marriage. The Post Office has learnt its lesson from previous Royal
Wedding issues - this time the perforations go down the middle of the stamp.
According to the Mail: "Immediately after the wedding, Edward is planning
to whisk Sophie off".
PICTURED: The aftermath of Angus's monologue......
S: Oh dear, oh dear!
(laughter continues among the panellists as Angus tries to move on)
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