A: Paul and John, a question of faith for you.
PICTURED: Footage of the Bishop of Galway addressing a crowd, and an old woman entering a church
P: Ah yes, a speech from the Bishop of Galway who is saying, "Well you
can't all be my children.”
J: That was one of the parishioners going into commission - confession, I beg
your pardon - where her penance was two hail Marys and a quick one round the
back of the vestry.
P: Well, I thought that was - he proved he is still a holy man by bringing
Marlene Dietrich back.
But obviously, that time has gone.
A: Yes.
J: She died this week did she not?
P: Yes she did, hence the...
J: Joke.
A: Just a shame that that piece of film happened to go through about a minute
before you said it.
P: I was quite upset by this Bishop of Galway thing.
A: Why?
P: Well, I used to go out with him.
I knew nothing about this woman in America.
I used to take him to the pictures.
Sit at the back where I'd hold his crook.
J: The Pope was very upset, and so was Mrs Pope, obviously.
A: It's the News Of The World exclusive printed just one day after the Today
newspaper printed exactly the same story about Bishop Eamonn Casey's love child
by American Annie Murphy.
Apparently he told her: "This is not our baby, it's God's.”
Taken from the book of chat-up lines chapter three, verse 34, as used by
David Icke.
Talking about their relationship, Annie said, "For the first nine months
with Eamonn, I was on gossamer wings.”
Is this another of Claire Rayner's products?
P: Not an effective contraceptive.
A: No, no, don't use it kids.
According to the News Of The World, Bishop Casey is now in El Salvador
where he plans to continue his work in some sort of missionary position.
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