A: And so at last we stumble upon our final round which regular viewers to this
programme, if that's not a contradiction in terms, will know is our Missing
Words round.
Right, well Paul and Martin, you are very much in the descendent, as it
were, at the moment, so first off:
P: Jupiter! He took a lot of helium gas, a lot of helium gas, wild sort of weekend party got out of hand, lot of helium gas, floated out into the atmosphere, hit Jupiter. Next!
PICTURED: Paul demonstrates the impact with Jupiter
M: Thatcher.
A: THATCHER is in fact the right answer. Well done. Next:
M: Socialism.
A: HIS U-TURN is in fact the right answer. Next:
M:
Underpants.
P: Image.
A: Not quite.
J: Skin cleanser!
A: TUNE is in fact the right answer - I'm afraid I can't listen to that any longer. Next:
P: Bijams! CIA?
A: CIA is the right answer. Well done. Next:
M: His hair roots.
P: Churchill.
Going to fill him full of helium...
I: His career?
A: No, it's more LONDON I was looking for. So, so much for that. Ian and Jan, here's your lot:
J:
Sick?
P: Gag!
I: I'm not going to join in this round!
A: I'm going to end all your miseries. It's CHRISTMAS CRACKER, is the answer. Next:
I: Lord Runcie.
J: John Prescott?
A: VINNY is actually the right answer. Next:
I:
Paul Merton's willy.
P: You'll never make it stand up in court!
PICTURED: Paul questions his own judicial strengths
A: I never thought we'd sink so low.
PICTURED: Ian and Jan's reaction to Paul's observation
P: You want to get out more!
A: IRON LADY is the answer, if you can remember the question, it's so long ago. Next:
I: Black!
A: PLENTY is in fact the answer. And lastly:
J:
The RSC.
I: Screaming Lord Sutch.
J: Edwina Currie.
I: Trainer.
A: No, they're all better answers than I've got down - EUROPE is in fact the answer.
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