A: Those fans of cataclysmic finales will barely be able to contain themselves as we launch headlong into our final Missing Words round, with the occasional headline forcibly inserted from this week's guest publication, Dogs Today, the magazine for dogs today, hence the title. So...
C: England rugby coach.
PJ: Jupiter probe!
I: Jupiter probe?!
C: Roving ambassador?
A: Well, GOODWILL ENVOY will do, yes.
Next:
C: Jesus Christ needs waterproof socks. Robert Maxwell?
I: I couldn't possibly say!
A: MY DOG is in fact the answer.
And to prove it, here's page seven from this
month's Dogs Today. That's Billy, a miniature
schnauzer. I think he also has a miniature schnauzer. 
PICTURED: Schnauzer wearing his socks
Next:
C: Out of Lego.
PM: Pregnant.
A: Well done. Next:
C: Photographing your kids in the bath.
I: She was cleared as well! Honestly, you have no solidarity!
A: TREES. Can trees be dangerous - this is again from Dog's World (sic).
Next:
PJ: James Gilbey!
PM: Sammy Davis Junior.
PJ: New hip.
A: 'New hip' is probably right but it's not actually the answer.
C: Walking sticks?
A: I'll give you one for...
PJ: Will Carling!
A: How dare you, with that slur on our Royal Family?! A WAVE AND TWO
STICKS.
I'll give you one for sticks. Next:
C: Michael Hutchence!
A: You're just sucking up to Ian now!
PJ: The colourblind.
A: THE THICK is in fact the answer. It refers to owners of bull terriers, that's
who 'the thick' are.
Next:
C: Wrong bridge again!
PJ: Queen Mother's old hip!
A: No.
I: Yanks buy...
C: Anything!
I: Including Gerry Adams' version of history.
PM: Hit sitcom?
A: ROYAL TRAIN is in fact the answer. In Wisconsin.
PJ: Royal train?
A: And finally:
PJ: That's just it, isn't it, you know? Anything! Take it all and fill in the
blank!
I: Dogs. It's got to be dogs.
A: Is the right answer.
Fairly obvious in the circumstances!
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