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* The theme music to "Have I Got News For You" was composed by
Big George and has been used to open and close the show throughout its history.
In Series 1, the opening theme was a speeded-up version which incorporated other
snippets of songs and sounds which related to the images shown on the title
sequence. This was ditched for Series 2.
* In Series
15 Episode 4, the closing
theme was accompanied by guest Patrick Moore and his xylophone.
PICTURED: Patrick Moore's rendition of the theme tune
* Twice the theme music has been ditched altogether - firstly in Series 14 Episode 6 when Angus had satirised the show as an American sitcom and some cheesy throwaway music replaced the usual theme, and secondly in Series 17 Episode 7, when the theme to "Jim'll Fix It" was played instead, after guest Sir Jimmy Savile had just given his captain Ian a "Jim'll Fix It" badge.
PICTURED: Ian receiving his badge
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* The opening title sequence is made up of a range of moving cartoon satires depicting long-term events which had a high profile and a topical longevity. These include GM foods, the abolition of hereditary peers, the Millennium Dome, the rise of the European Community, cash bungs in football, oil slicks, the Royal Family, air rage and political sex scandals. The actual events have changed as the years have progressed, though the topicality has been maintained. The final cartoon image of the sequence is adapted to show the programme's title logo.

PICTURED: Selection from Series 17 title sequence
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*
At the end of each episode, the credits roll from the rear studio camera as the
house lights are dimmed, leaving a blue effect over the studio audience.
* Angus is credited alone, followed by Ian and Paul as captains. The
two guests then appear afterwards, usually in alphabetical order. Most
appropriate titles have been included in crediting the guests (MP, Sir, Lord, QC
etc.) although some have had their titles removed. Bizarrely, the Tub of
Lard was credited as the Rt Hon Tub of Lard MP, in order to further satirise its
presence in place of Roy Hattersley. The show's other staff are then
credited in the usual way, with the production hierarchy at the end. The
credits roll from the bottom of the screen to the top.
PICTURED:
Credits
* When Paul took his break during Series 11, the guest captains did not take his place in the credits and instead appeared with the other guests, meaning that both Angus and Ian were credited alone.
* In Series 14 Episode 6, the closing credits rolled in flamboyant gold lettering and at such high speed that they went through twice which, along with the change in theme tune, further satirised the American sitcom theme which had run through the show.
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*
Angus sits in the centre chair of the semi-circle, with Ian in the furthest seat
to his right and Paul in the furthest seat to his left.
The guest for each team sits in the chair between their captain and the
host.
* In the Christmas
Special 1993, for no
stated reason, the two team captains swapped places.
* Paul has also occupied the seat next to Ian in Series
11 Episode 1 when he was
taking a break from residency on the show and appeared just once as Ian's guest.
* Twice has a seat been unoccupied. In
Series
5 Episode 8, Roy
Hattersley MP famously failed to turn up for the show - and not for the first
time - so rather than find an emergency late replacement, his place was occupied
by the Tub of Lard, which clearly didn't need a seat.
Instead it was placed on the desk. This
is the only occasion when less than the regulation five people appeared on the
show.
* In Series
19 Episode 1, only four
people were seated at the desk, though the regulation five people still
appeared. Paul's guest was exiled
MI5 spy David Shayler, who was legally disallowed from re-entering the UK, so he
took part live via satellite from Paris and made his contribution on a
widescreen television placed next to his captain on the desk.
PICTURED: Paul Merton and David Shayler
*
The seating arrangements had to alter slightly when Paul was joined by two
guests instead of one in Series 13 Episode 4, when ex-Tory minister Neil
Hamilton and his wife Christine both guested on his team.
This is the only occasion where more than the regulation five people have
been on the show as guests.
* A fifth participant did appear in Series
10, Episode 8 in the
shape of Colin the Parrot, who sat on a perch between Paul and guest Mark Little
and said nothing until the very end of the show.
His name appeared in the credits.

PICTURED:
Colin the Parrot
*
A fifth person also appeared in Series
17, Episode 2 but not as
a guest. She was a blonde woman
dressed as a nurse whom Angus, Ian and Paul chased around the studio with the
tempo of the tape increased as a punchline to Angus's intro about some viewers
preferring the visual Benny Hill style of humour.
She was uncredited.
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* In front of the semi-circular
desk is a sparse area leading all the way up to the cameras and the audience,
with a small circular carpet in the middle.
Behind Angus and the guests are a selection of memorable newspaper
headlines involving celebrities and politicians, and a number of photographs of
such personalities, some of which have been deliberately disfigured.
These headlines and photos have steadily changed over the years as new
stories broke and some personalities were replaced in the limelight by others.
* The electronic scoreboard was
introduced in Series
2 Episode 2 and is
incorporated within the desk in front of Angus.
Beforehand, Angus would merely glance to his left and read the scores
from behind the scenes.
* The photographs and headlines
turn round at the end of each episode to reveal the show's title.
*
Although the size and structure of the studio set has been basically
unchanged since Series 2, the participants and the backdrops were much closer to
the audience during Series 1. This
may have been because the early episodes of the show were filmed in a smaller
studio. For possibly the same
reason, the five participants sat at a much smaller semi-circular desk in Series
1, bringing them much closer to each other.
* The set changed completely for
the General
Election special in 1992,
when the headlines and photos were replaced by unflattering photos of leading
Conservatives on Ian's side, and similarly grotesque images of high-profile
Labour politicians on Paul's side. Angus
had the 'leading lights' of the Liberal Democrats behind him, one of whom was a
sheep. The election slogan of each
team's allocated party was placed in front of them on the desk, with an
appropriately coloured background. Angus
had a yellow background on the front of his desk to represent the Liberal
Democrats, but no slogan. Instead,
he merely had the words "Er...Um".
* Five years later, for the General Election Special 1997, the set was again subjected to minor alterations. Running the length of the set behind the panellists were three zig-zag lines in blue, red and yellow, indicating the colours of the three main political parties, while the symbols of each party were also used, with the Conservative Party torch placed on the desk in front of Ian and guest Richard Wilson, and the Labour Party rose in front of Paul and guest Nick Ross. In front of Angus was the wide-winged bird used as a symbol by the Liberal Democrats.
* The set also altered for Series
6, Episode 1 when the
show was billed as a 'special' on the life and career of Margaret Thatcher.
The headlines and photos were replaced by images synonymous with
Thatcher's term in power and her personal life.
* The set is usually subject to
minor alteration for Christmas specials. In
the 1991
episode, the numbering on the scoreboard was encircled in silver tinsel, while
in the 1993
episode, small cardboard cut-outs of Angus, Ian and Paul were placed in front of
each of them respectively. There
were also liberal amounts of holly and fake snow scattered around.
In 1994,
while the four contestants sat in regular chairs on the normal set, Angus was
seated in a huge wooden chair, similar to one seen at the end of a banqueting
table. The chair was decorated in Christmas trinkets and candles and
was big enough to cover the images and headlines behind him.
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The selection of camera angles in use are as follows:
| 1 | Focus
on Angus, panned back to show the scoreboard, generally only used when
he is announcing the scores. |
| 2 | Focus
on Angus close up. |
| 3 | Focus
on Ian and his guest. |
| 4 | Focus
on Ian close up. |
| 5 | Focus
on Ian's guest close up. |
| 6 | Focus
on Paul and his guest. |
| 7 | Focus
on Paul close up. |
| 8 | Focus
on Paul's guest close up. |
| 9 | Side
camera to show Ian's team and part of the audience, used during applause
after a round has been completed. |
| 10 | Side
camera to show Paul's team and part of the audience, used during
applause after a round has been completed. |
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11 |
Back view camera to the viewer's left, only used when a visual aid is involved in a round. This enables the viewer to see Angus hand the item or items to Ian and his guest.
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12 |
Back view camera to the viewer's right, only used when a visual aid is involved in a round. This enables the viewer to see Angus hand the item or items to Ian and his guest |
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13 |
Camera at the back of the studio, always used at the beginning and the end of the show, though sometimes used after a joke from Angus has inspired audience applause. During Series 1, the back view camera was slightly to the right hand side of the audience in the eye of the viewer
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* A rare side view close up of Angus was used in Series 19, Episode 4, after guest Angela Rippon got out of her seat to smell him in order to test a critic's theory that he always looked 'particularly well-deodorised'. Presumably this unusual angle was used to allow the viewers to decide for themselves whether the critic had a point.

PICTURED: Angela Rippon smelling Angus
*Though
only the images and photos immediately behind the participants are seen on
camera, a headline at the very top of the set, above Angus's head, was shown by
a roving camera in Series
10, Episode 1, after
guest Paula Yates pointed to it in order to help her answer an Odd One Out
question.
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* Tickets for the show are obtained from the usual postal, telephone or Internet
addresses and demand is such that an entire series can be fully booked up weeks
before recording is due to begin.
* The audience do not have to pay to be in the studio, as often pointed out by
Paul whenever they groan at a bad joke he has just cracked - 'What are you
moaning at? You got in for nothing, didn't you?'.
* Rarely have individual audience members been singled out, though it has been
known. In Series
6, Episode 6, an audience
member laughed a little too forcefully as Angus cracked a one-liner about a
woman who injured herself while putting on her underwear, prompting Ian to
shout: "There she is!" In Series
10, Episode 1, Paula
Yates was asked if she had had her breast implant operation just as she started
her relationship with Michael Hutchence, only for a woman to shout 'Yes!' before
she could answer. Yates yelled
back: "So much for sisterhood!", which prompted more ribbing from Ian.
In Series
14 Episode 4, Paul
announced that he had just given up smoking and as he continued to joke about
this achievement, a member of the audience threw a cigarette which landed on the
carpet in front of him and which Paul proceeded to stare at for the rest of the
recording. In Series
15, Episode 8, an
audience member twice sneezed very loudly, which prompted comments on each
occasion from guest, Danny Baker, most notably the first time as he was
answering a question on the late Princess Diana, when his reaction was, "oh
my God! She's here!" In
Series
19, Episode 1, Paul got
out of his seat and walked over to shake hands and chat with people on the front
row of the audience in order to signify his despair at a tedious and elongated
questioning of his guest, ex-MI5 officer David Shayler.
One audience member handed Paul a copy of the Daily Mail, with which he
returned to his seat and started to read as the show continued.
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* The majority of guests have been actors and/or comedians, closely
followed by journalists and/or broadcasters and then politicians. Other professions represented include music, literature,
public relations, law, medicine, astronomy, catering, nightclubs, spying,
police, conjuring, film directing and trade unions.
Only two guests have never held down a professional career - notorious
environmental protestor Swampy; and 17 year old young Conservative and
sixth-former Robert Reed - while it is difficult to establish which industry is
represented by the Tub of Lard.
* The guest who has appeared most often is Ken Livingstone, who has
appeared six times in a seven year period. Charles Kennedy and Germaine
Greer have both appeared five times, as have Clive Anderson, Alan Davies and
Eddie Izzard, though all three had stints as guest captains while Paul took his
break in Series 11.
* While many guests have appeared on the show more than once, only one has
appeared twice in the same series. Frank
Skinner was on both Ian and Paul's team in Series 4. Alan Davies appeared twice in Series 11, though was a guest
captain on the second occasion.
* When Paul took his sabbatical in Series 11, three of the guest captains
(Eddie Izzard, Clive Anderson, Alan Davies) were not given an introduction, but
were just mentioned in their companion's intro in the same way as Paul would
have been. However, Martin Clunes
and John Bird were given introductions as they formed more of a 'guest team'
during their Series 11 appearances, in that they were accompanied by their
regular performing partners in Neil Morrissey and John Fortune.
Although officially they were guest captains as they occupied Paul's
seat, they were not elevated to captain status by Angus's intro.
* Among the many high-profile and indiscreet politicians who have guested on the
show, two of them were serving political party leaders. SNP chief Alex Salmond
was leader of his party for all three of his guestings, and Charles Kennedy had
risen to leader of the Liberal Democrats by the time he made his fifth
appearance on the show in 2000. Two ex-leaders have also been guests - former
Labour Party head Neil Kinnock and ex-Liberal chief Sir David Steel.
*
No serving Cabinet minister has ever appeared on the programme.
However, former Tory chancellor Nigel Lawson and Transport Secretary
Cecil Parkinson have both been ex-Cabinet ministers to appear.
Both had quit the Commons and become peers by the time they guested.
* Other peers who have made appearances include Lord Deedes and the Earl
of Onslow, a hereditary peer who was the only one referred to by Angus as
"my Lord". His real first
name was never revealed on the show. Sir
David Steel and Roy Hattersley have become peers since appearing, while Steel
appeared for a second time after he was elevated to the upper house.
His credit was altered accordingly.
* Seven guests are now sadly deceased - actor and comedian Dermot Morgan, TV
chef Jennifer Paterson, political broadcaster Vincent Hanna, comedian and satirist
Peter Cook, actor and satirist John Wells, TV presenter Paula Yates, and writer
and broadcaster John Diamond.
* Various non-British nationalities have been represented on the show:
* AUSTRALIA: Germaine Greer, Amanda Platell, Kathy Lette, Mark Little
* USA: PJ O'Rourke, Rich Hall, Greg Proops, Jackie Mason
* IRELAND: Bob Geldof, Dermot Morgan, Pauline McLynn
* HOLLAND: Raoul Heertje
* RUSSIA: Vitali Vitaliev
* SAUDI ARABIA: Muhammad Al-Massari* ICELAND: Magnus Magnusson
* The show's oldest guest at the time of recording was Lord Deedes, who was 86 when he appeared in Series 18, Episode 8.
* The show's youngest guest was Robert Reed, who was 17 at the time of his appearance in Series 19, Episode 5.
*
A number of extra people appeared in Series
20 Episode 1, when in
order to satirise the show's BBC1 debut, a troupe of dancing girls high-kicked
their way across the studio to big deal music and flashing lights after Angus
had assured viewers in his introduction that the move to the mainstream would
not affect the show's output in any way.
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* Angus
opens the show with the words "Good evening" followed by a smart
comment which refers to an item in the news or a self-deprecation of the
programme. He then introduces a set
of film clips - usually three, though in early series this was sometimes four -
which are all preceded by a punchline. The
clips often show a public figure.
* Angus then introduces the guests.
This is frequently done with a playful one-liner at the guest's expense,
though occasionally his introduction is straight, or sometimes it will poke fun
at the team captain. Until Series
5 Episode 6, he always
introduced Ian's guest before Paul's, though since Series 17, he has introduced
the guests in any order he sees fit, with no set pattern, though Ian's guest is
still introduced first more often than Paul's.
* During Series 1, when the show
was still finding its feet and new viewers were discovering the show each week,
Angus would also introduce the two team captains.
* The rounds are then played (see THE
SHOW for full details)
with guests being encouraged to crack jokes, exchange banter with each other and
discuss anything they see fit while answering the questions.
Angus will close each segment with a monologue though will often ditch
some or all of his scripted gags (or they are later edited out) if there have
been enough laughs already created by the panellists.
* In between each round, Angus will recap the scores using a piece of
imagery laden prose, often using the last item discussed as a basis for a series
of puns. He will also flippantly 'describe' or 'label' each team with
positive or negative expressions, depending on whether they are winning or
losing. They are given the same 'label or 'description' if the situation
is a tie, which it usually is at the end of the Film Clips round. In
Series 1, the structure of the show was subject to alteration each week as the
programme found its feet and tried to find a settled routine, so there were
occasions when the scores would not be recapped between rounds. From Series 2
Episode 1 to Series 3 Episode 2, Angus would not recap the score between the
Connections and Archive rounds. After recapping the scores, the
audience applauds, allowing the guests to whisper tactics and comments to one
another. On rare occasions, due to time reasons, his announcement of the
scores between other rounds in later seasons, particularly the Odd One Out round
and the Missing Words round, has been edited out.
* After the final round, Angus will
'label' the winning and losing teams (example: 'this week's dog's dinners are...
while this week's dog's bollocks are...') and following the applause, he will
award 'prizes' (example: 'so a night with Pamela Anderson to our winners; a
night with Clive Anderson to our losers') before allowing them to give their
suggestions for the Caption Competition, should there be one.
* Angus will then thank the guests
before preceding a selection of still photographs - usually three or four - with
punchlines and then finally closing the show. He always ends with a simple 'Goodnight' except on some
Christmas episodes, when he ends with 'Merry Christmas'.
However, in Series
17 Episode 7, Angus ended
the show by waving camply at the camera and saying 'see you next week' in the
way Sir Jimmy Savile, a guest on the show, used to for his programme 'Jim'll Fix
It'.
* In the Christmas
special of 1991, a loud
bang sounded as Angus delivered his final joke of the show, and a huge crate of
fake snow was dropped on him. He
still managed to say 'Goodnight', but this was close to inaudible due to the
laughing and applauding from the audience.

PICTURED: Angus and the fake snow
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* Two points are awarded for a correct answer to any question asked during regular rounds, with Angus using his discretion to allocate one point if the guest manages to get part of the answer, such as the right person but wrong reason in the Odd One Out round or an expression synonymous with the correct answer in the Missing Words round.
* In Series 1 and 2, Angus would
award extra points for any particularly biting gags or satire aired by the
panellists, or any extra information given.
He was quite liberal with his allocation of points in the early days, as
often he would award extra marks if they managed to mention another news story
of the week which was not necessarily under discussion, or even intended to be
at any point during the show. All
these practices had disappeared by Series 3.
* From Series 17 onwards, a
practice of asking questions indirectly related to the story under discussion
was introduced to allow the teams to gain extra points.
* In special rounds, Angus will
often award one point at a time for correct answers instead of two, depending on
the nature or amount of answers required.
* Angus has jokingly threatened to
deduct points on numerous occasions in the show's history, usually if a guest
seems to know a little too much about a story which takes their answer to the
threshold of tedium. However, only
twice has Angus actually taken points away.
In Series
8 Episode 3, he deducted
a point from Paul during the Missing Words round because Paul got the right
answer from the excerpt taken from the newly-published Princess Diana biography
due to the presence of the author, Andrew Morton, sitting alongside him.
The deduction, plus Angus's refusal to give Paul any more points in the
round, cost them the game. In Series
18 Episode 6, he
penalised Paul and guest Alex Salmond MP for interrupting a question during a
special quickfire round with an incorrect answer. No prior warning of this rule had been given, and Paul looked
suitably annoyed and puzzled by the decision which eventually cost his team
victory in the show.
* In Series
19 Episode 6, Angus
awarded a point to Ian's team before any round had been played, due to a letter
to that week's episode of the BBC's viewer feedback show "Points Of
View" which claimed that money was being won or lost needlessly on wagers
made before the show due to the more random practice of allocating points.
Ian still lost the game.
* The highest scoring show was the Christmas
special of 1991, when
Paul and guest Clive Anderson beat Ian and guest Harry Enfield 31-26.
However, this was an extended 40-minute show which contained two extra
rounds, so the scoring was expected to be higher than average.
* The lowest scoring show was Series
11, Episode 4, when Ian
and guest Claire Rayner defeated guest team Martin Clunes and Neil Morrissey
8-7.
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* Paul wins far more often than Ian and takes the competitive element of
the show far more seriously than his opposing team captain, as proved by his
occasional outbursts when he loses. In
numerous episodes, Paul has gained victory by ditching the humour in the Missing
Words round in order to overtake Ian, who often finds himself ahead throughout
the show, only to lose in that final round.
Ian has lost every series bar one overall.
*On three occasions, the scores have been tied after the final round. In Series
4 Episode 2 both teams
were deadlocked at 16 points each after the final round.
Angus used the Caption Competition as a tiebreaker, and awarded an extra
point and victory to Paul and guest Charles Kennedy after deciding that Paul had
come up with the funniest caption. Ian
and guest David Baddiel didn't complain. In Series
20 Episode 3 (a whole
eight years later, though again featuring Charles Kennedy), a winner was
established via a game of 'stone, paper, scissors' between the two team
captains. Paul won by choosing scissors ahead of Ian's paper. In Series
20 Episode 7, Angus
introduced a spontaneous tiebreaker question "What is the capital of
Albania?" after the scores were deadlocked, and Ian's guest Sanjeev Bhaskar
was the first to leap in with the answer "Tirana" and win the contest.

PICTURED: The 'stone, paper, scissors' tiebreaker
* The highest winning margin was 13 points when in the Christmas
Special of 1993, Paul and
guest Bob Geldof beat Ian and guest Griff Rhys-Jones 23-10. This feat was
repeated in Series
12 Episode 7, when Paul
and guest Francis Wheen defeated Ian and guest Mark Hurst 19-6. Ian's highest
winning margin was eight points, when in
Series 10 Episode
7, he and guest Craig
Charles beat Paul and guest PJ O'Rourke 13-5.
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* As a celebrity-only quiz, the teams are not playing for prizes but for
appearance fees, although Angus has occasionally handed out so-called prizes
which have a topical edge, either because the show is a Christmas or Election
special, or because the prize is relevant to a certain guest, or because it is
relevant to an item in the week's news. Prizes
have included John Major T-shirts; copies of the 'Have I Got News For You' and
'Paul Merton: The Series' videos; and books about sex, Margaret Thatcher, Prince
Charles and Princess Diana.
PICTURED: Angus displaying "Je t'aime J.M" T-shirt
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* A selection of 'special' rounds have been played on a one-off basis for
a variety of reasons. They could
relate to a major news story which the show's producers feel needs more analysis
beyond a mere headline or film clip; or as a tribute to a certain guest; or
because it is a quiet news week; or because the whole show is dedicated to one
person or event or public issue. The
'special' rounds usually appear in Round Two, instead of the Tabloid Headlines
round.

PICTURED: "Universally Challenged"
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* Angus has used a plethora of public figures as favourite targets in his
monologues, even if they have no obvious connection with the news story under
discussion. Frank Bough and Sir
Jimmy Savile are frequent targets, though he interestingly stayed clear of such
jokes when Bough and Savile appeared as guests.
Angus often brings Bill Wyman into a joke when a question concerning a
large age-gap into a relationship is discussed. Michael Jackson, Camilla Parker-Bowles, Michael Winner and
the Duchess of York also get regular verbal hammerings from Angus.
* Ian's favourite victim is Robert Maxwell and went to town on making
derisory comments about him following Maxwell's mysterious death and subsequent
proof that Ian's suspicions about the newspaper tycoon's honesty - or lack of it
- were proved right, even though Maxwell constantly brought legal action against
Ian's magazine Private Eye during his lifetime. Ian is also fond of ridiculing Jeffrey Archer, whose
colourful, fantasy-ridden life has made him arguably the show's most abused
victim. Ian is also renowned for
slagging off the state of English cricket and was a biting critic of John Major
during his Premiership.
* Paul takes no prisoners with any figure who he believes needs sending
up, and for a short while picked on Jason Donovan, following the Australian
actor's successful but maligned libel case.
However, the joke didn't last long as Donovan soon disappeared from the
public eye. Since then, Paul's only
reasonably constant victim has been Prince Edward, though he too is happy to
join in with the tormenting of Jeffrey Archer.
* All three regulars never tire of ridiculing, humiliating, embarrassing,
belittling and insulting each other, albeit in jest.
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* Angus has worn a different suit for every episode of the programme, most
of which have been sharp and smart enough to pass without comment.
He usually wears a necktie on the show, though has twice donned a bow tie
for a Christmas show. As an
optional extra, he occasionally wears a waistcoat.
He has never appeared in anything less formal.
* Ian wears a suit in most episodes and generally wears a shirt and tie
with it, though in recent years has experimented with wearing a polo neck top.
His only foray into full scale casual wear was in the Christmas
Special 1993, when he
wore a black shirt bizarrely decorated with red and yellow pencils, though he
has fallen into the more generic 'smart casual' category on a few other
occasions.
* Paul’s wardrobe is much more varied.
While he does occasionally appear in an elegant suit, sometimes with a
shirt and tie, he has also famously worn an outfit which made Angus compare him
to actor Patrick McGoohan; a Garrick Club tie which earned him criticism from
the gentleman's club who claimed he had no right to wear it; a T-shirt which
said "TURN OVER AT 11", which referred to his own TV series on Channel
4; a shirt which was decorated with fruit; and in Series
5 Episode 8 he wore a
specially made T-shirt which bore the words "I DRINK COOPER'S
CREOSOTE", a brand from Paul's own imagination which he had first referred
to in Series
5 Episode 2.
The T-shirt was later manufactured in bulk and sold to fans at Paul's
live shows as part of his official merchandise.
* Only two guests - TV presenter Paula Yates and music guru Jonathan King -
have ever worn a form of
headgear. Yates appeared in a small silver
tiara, while King donned a baseball
cap. Paul, however, went through a
phase of pulling on a Sooty hat during Series 16, following a mention of his
guest appearance on the kids' show.
* Male politicians and peers have generally always chosen to dress
stuffily in suits and ties for their appearances, and it wasn't until Series
11 Episode 7 when
Conservative MP Rupert Allason broke that trend by wearing a denim shirt without
a tie. Since then, Labour MP and
ex-minister Peter Kilfoyle has also appeared without a jacket or tie.
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* In the early days, the F-word was always bleeped out though has been
allowed to stay in more recent years, depending on the time of broadcast or the
nature of its use. All three
regulars have been permitted uncensored use of the word, but the general
consensus is that the word will be drowned out by a bleep.
All words regarded as dubious were censored during the repeat broadcast
in the early days, as the show went out before the 9pm watershed.
* Ian used the C-word in Series
6 Episode 4 and was,
under broadcasting laws, automatically censored by a bleep.
Paul was also censored when he repeated the word seconds later.
* Angus has only ever used the F-word in his scripted monologues, and even
then only when using a direct quote. He
has quoted Kenneth Tynan, Sir Peregrine Worsthorne and Mohamed Al Fayed when
using the expletive. When he quoted
Tynan he was censored, but the expletive went unbleeped when he quoted
Worsthorne and Fayed. He also used
the F-word during his introduction for Series
10 Episode 1, which was
also censored.
* Ian has used the F-word several times, though only when answering
questions in which the word is necessary.
* Paul is more liberal with his use of the word, and in Series 5 managed
to get Ian into a debate on who was the last person to say the F-word on
television, with each trying to outwit the other.
* Guests are prone to using the F-word too.
Hugh Dennis blurted out a semi-frustrated "F***ing bollocks" in
Series
8 Episode 8 as a form of
revenge for not getting the points he felt his team deserved in a previous
round. He was censored.
In Series
9 Episode 5, Germaine
Greer used the expression "F*** me shoes" when quoting herself from a
column she wrote about a fellow feminist, on which she was receiving a hammering
from Ian. His initial use of the
word during that spat went uncensored, which was the first occasion such an
event happened. Greer's subsequent
use of the word - and the two occasions when Paul also used it during the same
debate - also went without a bleep. In Series
6 Episode 2, Fiona
Armstrong came mightily close to using the word when Paul tried to persuade her
to do so in order to earn extra points.
* The F-word has appeared on three sets of film clips shown on the
programme, with Paul Gascoigne and John Prescott heard using the expletives.
The third involved a judge and a taxi driver who both used the word after
the judge tried to kick the cabbie.
* The show followed BBC regulations whenever there was mention from Series
16 onwards of allegations surrounding the private life of Peter Mandelson.
Though the show satirised the ridiculous ruling by bosses at the BBC to
great effect, the censors still bleeped out direct references to Mandelson's
sexuality. There appeared to be a relaxation on the blanket ban concerning
Mandelson by Series
20 Episode 1, when,
during a discussion about Mandelson's housebuying activities. Paul asked:
"What's wrong with gay people owning homes?"
PICTURED: Censorship
of Peter Mandelson
* When exiled MI5 spy David Shayler appeared via satellite in Series 19 Episode 1, it was stated by Angus that the secret services would be monitoring the show and some censorship may occur. When Shayler tried to make a comment about Harrods boss Mohamed Al Fayed, the widescreen TV on which he appeared changed suddenly to footage of a soft porn video. It is difficult to assess whether this was genuine censorship or a joke, but the suspicion strongly favours the latter.
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